'Your Dog and Your Couch' When the Master is away, the dog will sit on the couch.

We all know it's true. Even that well-behaved pride of the family that "never sits on the couch" is tempted to park it when no one is around to say otherwise. After all, you treat him like family – because he is family... and every member of your family sits on the couch. And this dog, let's call him – Baxter, well, he's no fool. He has chosen the very spot where his indiscretion will not be detected because he has chosen to sit precisely where his master sits.  Good dog.